Is Claire an elf?

Hello. I'm awfully bored. So I thought I'd talk (or type if you want to get typical) about a suspicion that I have.

So, you all know my IFriend Claire? Well, I think she's an elf. Why? I have manny good reasons:

1) She's tall

2) She has black hair with a silver streak in it. (Black and silver are the two primary elf hair colours)

3) She's super fast and strong and stuff. (She rides her bike like everywhere, and it takes a lot of peddling)

4) Her face is long and angular, just like an elves.

5) She's a good shot with bows and arrows.

6) Okay, last night I came up with like eleven, but now I cant think of any. I'm just going to leave it at that.

So yeah, I think that's plenty enough good reasons to suspect Claire is part elf. If not whole elf. I just have to get her to put her hair up so I can check for pointed ears....

Mocha: Or you could ask her. That might be a little less painful.

Yeah....

Claire: *walks into the room* Ask me what?

Mocha: We were just wondering, are you or are you not part and/or whole elf?

Claire: Um, yeah, I'm an elf, why?

Mocha: Just wondering.

Claire: Okay....

Well, now that that's over, I really have nothing to say. So.... Bye, I suppose.

PS: Another argument has sprung up between Claire, Mocha and Eddie. (What else is new?) Help me and Maraschino put a stop to it by voting on the new poll.

PPS: The poll is over there =>