Which are the best strawberries?

Seriously, my parents are watching Battlestar Galactica, (or BSG as they call it) again! After watching it till past midnight last night! I mean, maybe you think it's a good show, but now we're border lining obsession here!

Claire: And it's freaking me out.

You all know Claire, right? one of my IFriends?

Claire: Hi.

So anyway... *cough* *whistles* Hi.

Mocha: You don't have anything planed, do you?

Sure I do, I just can't remember it.

Claire: Why don't you talk bout strawberry picking?

Good idea. *ahem*

So yesterday I went strawberry picking with my mom, sister, and grandma. We do that pretty much every year, and this year was just like another. We picked berries, we collected berries in our buckets, and we ate lots and lots of berries! They were pretty good, besides the fact that there were more moldy ones then fresh ones, at lest by my calculation. (actually, I didn't calculate anything. I hate math) Honestly, I found berries that were little more then grey fuzzy lumps. It was fun.

Mocha: The smallest ones are the sweetest.

Claire: The purpley ones are pretty sweet to.

Mocha: Ugh, no, those ones are just overly juicy and gross.

Claire: Are not!

Okay, this could go on for a while, so I'm going to stop reporting it.

Eddie: What are the two girls arguing over?

Hi, Eddie. I don't really know...

Claire: Hey, we can ask Eddie.

Mocha: You kidding me? Ask Eddie? What for?

Claire: You have a point...

Eddie: What am I not being asked?

Something to do with what's the best kind of strawberry, or something.

Eddie: The big red ones, duh.

Claire: Since when? Those are just the stupid little stereotypical strawberries.

Mocha: Yeah. Besides, the little ones are sweeter.

Eddie: They are not.

Claire: Yeah, the purpleish ones are juicyest, making them officially the best.

Eddie: Since when?

Mocha: The little ones are obviously the best.

Claire: Are not!

Maraschino: Why are you all arguing?!

Mocha: We're trying to decide what are the juicyest strawberries.

Maraschino: Do you have to argue over it?

Eddie: Yes.

Claire: Of course.

Mocha: We're just having a conversation.

Maraschino: Well knock it off!

Maraschino's our peace keeper, we'd all murder each other in our sleep if it wasn't for him.

Mocha: Although he can get annoying sometimes.

Maraschino: Hey!

Claire: Well, I still say the purpleish ones are the best.

Maraschino: Why don't we do a poll, or something.

Mocha: A what?

Eddie: You don't know what a poll is, Mocha?

Mocha: I know what a poll is, I just don't see why we should have one.

Claire: Yeah, I mean, it's so obvious the purpleish ones are the best.

Eddie: Well, maybe Maraschino has a point...

Maraschino: Thank you.

Mocha: Oh, you're just siding with him cause you wanna make it boys vs girls.

Eddie: Do not!

Can I get a word in edge wise?

Mocha, Claire, Eddie: What?

I think Maraschino had a good idea. Well, a better one then you all arguing forever.

Maraschino: Thank you.

So, look to your, er, right, and there should be a poll on what the best kind of strawberry is.

Well, I better go before they start arguing again. Bye!